June 2012
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At my funeral when they’re lowering me into the... →
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Jun 4th
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the annoying skwid →
wowfunniestposts: “Go wash the dishes!” “Go take out the garbage!” “Go fold the clothes!” “Go make me coffee!” “Go do the laundry!” “Go hang the clothes!” “Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!” funniest blog ever
Jun 3rd
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Damnit I was already fine... why do you have to...
Jun 3rd
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Jun 2nd
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May 2012
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May 28th
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May 28th
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WHEN MY PHONE DIES AND I’M NOT AT HOME.  →
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May 28th
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Do some families actually have “family game night”... →
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May 27th
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Okay, it's 9:30, I'll start my homework at 10:00. →
wowfunniestposts: … Damn, 10:03, missed it. 11:00 it is!  what a funny blog
May 27th
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Differences between normal people and me: →
wowfunniestposts: Normal people when they laugh: Me: Normal people when they see their idol: Me: Normal people when they know someone likes them: Me : “Why?” Normal people dancing: Me: Normal people walking: Me: Normal people who are pissed off:  Me : what a funny blog
May 27th
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THIS YR IS NOT MY YEAR...
So did really bad in all of classes last semester. Iam done from UC Merced. Still deciding where to go now… I have never ever done this bad in my life. I never got a GPA lower than a 3.0 in high school. Iam really disappointed in myself… but the journey continues. Not giving up until I get my degree.
May 25th
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May 22nd
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Never introduce your friends to one another... →
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May 22nd
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